Need distracting from the ridiculous things I’m reading right now so I’m listening to Riff Raff cos I know that will never fail to make me laugh
“If I was prime minister I’d make all Muslims walk round dresses as pigs. Not resist before you all pipe up iv got a coloured TV.” Wake me up when this is all over please. I couldn’t even make this shit up if I tried.
I hate the media
paulbearer: you soon find out who the racist imbeciles are on your friends list when things like this happen
Just waiting for the day when people will stop believing everything they read or hear.
anglehead: Thick thighs > Bitches that want “a gap” more guys like dis
anglehead asked: I find you never having a boyfriend hard to believe
why am i not relationship worthy and how do i become it.
Anonymous asked: genuinely interested, how does it feel to have strangers telling you that you're gorgeous as often as I've seen?
Anonymous asked: you are serious wifey material
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Soon we will be strangers. No, we can never be that. Hurting someone is an act...– Hanif Kureishi (via allnoir)